Skull and Shackles: The Athenian Experience

STORMS BLOW, DRY LAND SUCKS

NEED TO GO BACK TO THE SHIP

CRABCLAW STEW DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOO-MANS.

FIRST CAPTAIN PUG SAILS THE SHIP INTO A STORM AND FILLS IT WITH WATER…. THEN THEY TOLD CRABCLAW TO GO ON LAND TO LOOK FOR MOAR WATER?

YAR WHATEVAR, ANOTHAAR DAY ANOTHER DOLLAAR. TIME TO GET PAID!


ONE OF MY HOOMENS DECIDED TO CLIMB A TREE TO GET A COCONUT.

DID YAAR KNOW HOOMANS CAN’T CLIMB?

CRAB BATTLE

CRABS 1, HUUMIN 0


SOME POOR HUAMAN LEFT THEIR HEAD STUCK TO A POLE. CRABCLAW’S GONNA INVESTIGATE.

OH GOD THE BEES WHHYYYY AAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHWHYYYY GETAWAYY AARRGGGRRRR DIRT SWIM!!!1

OOOH CORN


ARRR. CRABCLAW SMELLS BOOTY ON THIS ISLAND BUT CRABCLAW’S HOOMENS KEEP ON DYIN. WHAT’S A PIRATE TO DO?

THEY WANT TO CAMP OUT, CRABCLAW STEW’S GONNA TAKE A DIRTNAP.

YAAAR. NOTHIN DISTURB’S CRABCLAW’S STEW BEAUTY REST. THE HOMENS ARE TALKIN’ AT CRABCLAW SOMETIMES. CRABCLAW PRETENDS TO LISTEN!

CRABCLAW IS CLEVER.


THERE’S A SHACKFULLA TREASURE AND CRABCLAW’S GONNA GET IT.

NAAAR MY HUMENS ARE GETTING THEMSELVES KILLED BY VINES. CRABCLAW’S GONNA STACK EM UP AND TAKE EM BACK TO THE BOAT. THIS IS WHY CRABCLAW STEW MAKES THE BIG BUCKS. YAAR.

CRABCLAW FOUND A SPYGLASS. CRABCLAW’S POWER GROWS!


THAT GRINDYLOW GOTTA NICE HAT. CRABCLAW’S GONNA GRINDYHAVE IT.

NAAAR CRABCLAW DID NOT GET THAT GRINDYHAT.

HUUMAN-GUY FOUND AN EEL. GOOD FOR HUMA-GUY. CRABCLAW FOUND A SHRUBBERY.

CRABCLAW HATES DIRT-ISLAND.


NAAAAR ONE OF THE SCRUVY HUMANGS BIT CRABCLAW. AFTER ALL CRABCLAW DONE FOR THEM?

CAN’T BREATH. NEED TO GO BACK TO THE SHIP.


YAAAR, ISLAND PLUNDERED. TIME TO HEAD BACK TO THE SHIP (AND THE SEA) WHERE CRABCLAW STEW FEELS SAFEST OF ALL.


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