Skull and Shackles: The Athenian Experience

CRABCLAW'S PROMISE

ALIRGHT YE SCURVY TUBE WORMS LISTEN UP CUZ CRABCLAW’S ABOUT TO LAY DOWN THE CODE O’ THE SEA

SUBSECTION A.

ARTICLES I. – LI.

1. THE SEA DON’T CARE

2. IF YE CAUGHT SHERKIN YE GET THE PLANK

3. IF YE DESERT THE SHIP IN BATTLE YE GET THE PLANK

4. NO GUNS IN THE HOLD, LEST YE GET THE PLANK

5. YE SHALL OBEY YER CAPTAIN IN ALL RESPECT OR YE GET THE PLANK

6. ALSO CRABCLAW STEW

7. IF YA SQUEEL YE GET THE PLANK

8. NO PREY, NO PAY

9. IF YE BE CAUGHT DRUNKARDLY DURING TIME OF ENGAGEMENT YE SHALL SUFFER THE PLANK

10. GAMBLIN’, CARDIN’, DICE’N AND DRINKIN’ MUST BE CONCLUDED BY 8PM

11. THE FIRST TO SPOT A SAIL GETS FIRST PICK O’ THE BOOTY

12. GOOD QUARTERS TO BE GIVEN WHEN CRAVED

13. IF YE GOT QUARREL WITH YE FELLOW, YE MUST DUEL

14. DON’T DRINK SEA WATER

15. IF YE DUEL ON THE SHIP, YE GET THE PLANK

16. KEEP YER CUTLASS CLEAN

17. IF YE WISH TO TAKE OUT YON DINGY OR JOLLY-BOAT YE MUST SIGN YE NAME TO THE LIST AND AWAIT THE APPOINTED HOUR, OR YE GET THE PLANK

18. IF YE CANNOT SIGN YER NAME YE GET THE PLANK

19. YE MUST LEARN TO SHARE

20. IF YE CANNOT COOK, YE WILL BE COOKED

21. IF PARLAY IS ASKED PARLAY MUST BE GIVEN

22. IF YE KILLED A MAN YE BEST HAVE REASON

23. IF YE SURVIVE THE PLANK YE GET THE PLANK AGAIN

24. IF YE SERVIVE THE PLANK A SECOND TIME YE GET MAROONED WITH NO MORE THAN ONE (1) BOTTLE OF RUM OR ONE (1) SHOVEL

25. THE COLOR RED IS FORBIDDEN ON BOWLS

26. IT’S A CRAB EAT CRAB WORLD

27. ONCE YE HAVE THEIR BOOTY, YE NEVER GIVE IT BACK

28. A DEAL IS A DEAL

29. IF YE BREAK A DEAL, YE MUST FACE THE WHEEL

30. THE STRONGEST EMOTION IS THIRST

31. A PIRATE WITH NO SHIP IS NO PIRATE AT ALL

32. IF YE HAVE NO WHEEL, YE GET THE PLANK

33. ALL LIVESTOCK MUST BE DECLARED TO THE QUARTERMASTER

34. PEOPLE CAN BE CHUMS, AND CHUM CAN BE PEOPLE

35. IF IT’S YE BIRTHDAY YE GOTTA SING OR YE GET THE PLANK

36. IF YE BROKE IT, YE BOUGHT IT

37. IF YE FIXED IT, YE ALSO BOUGHT IT

38. IF YE BOUGHT THE PLANK, YE GET THE PLANK

39. PIRATES HATE WATER

40. TO BET A PIECE OF EIGHT, YE MUST POSSESS A PIECE OF EIGHT

41. PIRATES LOVE FREEBOOTIN’

42. IF YE DROWNED, YE DESERVED IT

43. ANY WHO REFUSE TO SERVE GET THE PLANK

44. NO ONE TALKS TO THE CAPTAIN ALONE

45. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, FOR REAL

46. NEVER SLEEP WITH TEH CAPTAIN’S SISTER

47. PIRATES HATE LAND

48. NEVER SWIM AFTER EATING

49. THE BIGGEST EATS FIRST

50. A BATH A DAY KEEPS THE CARPENTER AWAY

51. IF YE BREAK THE CODE, YE GET THE PLANK

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