Skull and Shackles: The Athenian Experience

ENTER THE STEW

CRABCLAW STEW WOKE UP IN A STINKIN' BILGE WITH SOME SOGGY SEA-CHUMPS.

SOMEONE TOOK CRABCLAW'S HAT.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO CRABCLAW STEW?

SOME WEEVIL EATIN' FREEBOOTER STARTED CRACKIN HIS WHIP AND MAKIN' LIEK HE WAS CRABCLAW'S NEW CAP'N. NARRRRR. CRABCLAW'S GONNA EAT THIS PIGGY.

CRABCLAW STEW WOKE UP ON A STINKIN DECK SURROUNDED BY BILGE SWILLIN' PRIVATEERS.

THEY GAVE CRABCLAW STEW A MOP AND TOLD HIM TO SWAB THE POOP. CRABCLAW OBEYSFOR NOW

CRABCLAW WAITS.

CRABCLAW PLANS.

YAAARRR. CRABCLAW'S DAY WILL COME.

CRABCLAW STEW IS THE BEST SWAB EVER TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS.

CRABCLAW FOUND SOME SEAWEED.

CRABCLAW CONVINCED ONE OF THE LANDLUBBIN' MONKEYS WORKIN THE GALLEY TO TRADE JOBS. YAAARRR.

CRABCLAW IMPRESSES THE CAP'N WITH HIS PIG SURPRISE. CRABCLAW SPOILED THE RUM.

THEY SAY CRABCLAW'S GOTTA FIGHT OWLBEAR. CRABCLAW'S GONNA HAMMER THIS YELLOW BELLIED BILGEWORM INTO THE DE

CRABCLAW STEW WOKE UP ON THE SAME STINKIN' SHIP STILL SURROUNDED BY SCURVY INFESTED BLAGGARDS.

CRABCLAW WAITS.

CRABCLAW PLANS.

CRABCLAW COLLECTED SOME FINGERS.

THEY SENT CRABCLAW AND SOME HOOMANS INTO THE DRINK TO COLLECT THE CAP'NS DINNER.

CRAB BATTLE

YAAARR. CRABCLAW SKEWERED 4 BEEFCLAWS ON HIS SPEAR. THE HOOMANS SWAM IN CIRCLES AND MOSTLY DROWNED.

CRABCLAW STEW'S HAD WORSE GIGS.

CRABCLAW CONVINCED SALTY-HOOMAN TO TRADE JOBS. CRABCLAW STEW IS LORD OF THE RIGGING. YAAARRR.

A BARREL FELL ON SALTY-HOOMAN DOWN IN CRABCLAW'S BILGE. SALTY-HOOMAN GOT ITSELF FLATTENED. SALTY-HOOMAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN BIG LIEK CRABCLAW STEW.

THEY TOLD CRABCLAW TO TAKE A FAT TUB OF A SHIP. YAAARR. FINALLY SOME PROPER PIRATING. SOME OF THE HOOMANS WENT TOO BUT MOSTLY THEY SWAM IN CIRCLES AND DROWNED.

CRABCLAW PICKED UP THE BOW LEGGED MATE AND DROPPED HIM OV'R THE POOP. YAAAR. NOW HIM AND HIS STUPID POKING STICK AAARR SHARK FOOD.

CAP'N HAAAARRGAN AWARDED CRABCLAW A MEDAL FOR HIS OUTSTANDING PIRATIN'.

YAR.

THIS CAP'N HAAARGAN AIN'T SO BAD.

CRABCLAW WAITS.

CRABCLAW PLANS.

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